Funniest Texts From People Who Hate Their Ex

Did it ever happen that the garbage that you threw you out,
walked up to your door and begged you to let it in and stink
your life a bit more? Don’t focus on the impossibility of the
situation; the main point is- would you take back something
that was making your life toxic. No, any sane human won’t.

Some exes in our life are like that garbage- stinking, toxic
waste trying to creep back in our life. Not all relationships
end on a bitter note, but some do. And most of the times one of
them is to be blamed for most of the disaster. With this
person, the option of “no contact” is the best one. But often
this one crazy, utterly stupid ex-surfaces and tries to slither
back in the otherwise peaceful existence of yours. This
procedure has become all the easier in this modern era of
texting, where a simple “Hi” is enough to ignite the deathly
fire of anger, to make you want to murder them in the most
painful way possible.

For them, it feels as if nothing went wrong, that their
mistakes are forgiven, hell even forgotten. How dare they!
Well, dream on dumba**. Never going to happen. Fool me
once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.

Here are 14 funniest texts from the people,
who hated their exes in response to the latter’s crappy
approaches to invade their peace:

1. Yep, even the one with short-term memory loss would have
trouble

Funniest Texts From People Who Hate Their Ex


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2. Bye, bye.

You were a wee bit too late, escaped your selfish ego long ago.
Would totally love this automated response in my phone.

Funniest Texts From People Who Hate Their Ex

 

3. Can’t find it though.

Oh right, you’re not worthy of that either. Try looking in the
garbage can, though.

Funniest Texts From People Who Hate Their Ex

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