Some men have that impeccable style of grabbing attention and
turning all the heads around. Then there are those, who try
their best to get noticed by using a cheesy weapon called pick
up lines. It’s really hard to decipher what the person, who’s
about to deliver these lines, is thinking. Maybe he wants her
to laugh (which may reciprocate to love!), or maybe he’s really
being sedulous. Whatever be the reason, but hearing a cockeyed
line is always entertaining.

If the person you’re using your pick up lines on, appreciates
humor (irrespective of it having any sense), then it may
help you. Otherwise it won’t take much time for you to go from
“unnoticed” to “no f*ucking chance”.

Anyways, these pick up lines are too bad to be too good!

 

1. “Your parents must be terrorists because they made a bomb.”

15 Worst Pick Up Lines You've Ever Heard

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2. “Did you just fart? Because you blow me away!”

15 Worst Pick Up Lines You've Ever Heard

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3. “Do you live in a corn field? ‘coz I am stalking you.”

15 Worst Pick Up Lines You've Ever Heard

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4. “I heard you’re looking for a stud. I have STD and all I
need is you.”

15 Worst Pick Up Lines You've Ever Heard

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5. “You made my software turn hardware.”

15 Worst Pick Up Lines You've Ever Heard

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6. “It’s so good that I have my library card ‘coz I am checking
you out.”

15 Worst Pick Up Lines You've Ever Heard

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7. “Are you a campfire? ‘coz you’re hot and I want some more.”

15 Worst Pick Up Lines You've Ever Heard

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8. “Hey is your name WiFi? ‘coz I guess we have a connection.”

15 Worst Pick Up Lines You've Ever Heard

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9. “Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore and my face should
be among them.”

15 Worst Pick Up Lines You've Ever Heard

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10. “Do you have a Band-Aid? ‘coz I have scraped my knees
falling for you.”

15 Worst Pick Up Lines You've Ever Heard

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11. “If you’d be a transformer, you’d be Optimus fine.”

15 Worst Pick Up Lines You've Ever Heard

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12. “I assume you’re good at algebra. Will you replace my X
without asking Y?”

15 Worst Pick Up Lines You've Ever Heard

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13. “Have you checked the MENU? It’s Me-N-U.”

15 Worst Pick Up Lines You've Ever Heard

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14. “The word of the day is legs. Let’s go to your house and
spread the word.”

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15. “I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?”

15 Worst Pick Up Lines You've Ever Heard

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Also read: 17 Shady Pickup Lines That Got Brutally
Burned By The Other!

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