We’ve all come across pickup lines and hookup texts haven’t we?
There’s always that one person who will go way out of his/her
way to convince you. But there are some people who just don’t
give up (Na Na Na, I won’t give up Na Na Na!) But really these
texts will give you a good dose of laughter!

Here are some funny hookup texts, grab a seat!

1. Sometimes auto-correct will screw up! (or do the job
for you!)

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2. Yep had it, almost…almost. Nope. Gone.

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3. Trying to hook up with your ex. Not cool brother.
And stop being a psycho!

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4. Hooking up with your wife! That would’ve been
romantic only if you weren’t cheating!

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5. Oh look, the quiz master wants a date!

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6. Corny hookup text right up.

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7. Did he just compare himself to a vestigial organ?
Yep he did. LMAO!

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8. Whoa going straight for the kill Eh!

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9. It’s a life of a Pirate for you too is it?

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10. He’s good he’s quite obvious and good!

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11. This is one funny hookup text! This has me cracking
up. LOL

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12. Now, you need to know that there are actually jerks
like this who just can’t (won’t) accept defeat.

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Read also: 20 Texts Every Curvy Girl Has Sent At Least Once In
Her Life!

13. Well, he tried but he couldn’t succeed so he
decided to screw all the way up!

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14. That is like PIZZA in the world of hookup
texts!

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15. And There we go! ROFL! Sex trade ring! 😛

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16. Uh Oh! This smells like trouble right
away!

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17. That is either the best or the worst hookup text in
the history of hookup texts and such a cliche too! -_-

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And so you know there are different kinds of people who either
know a good hookup text, or they can turn a bad one into a good
one. But they are some, who just try and try only to fail
hilariously. And some can just get you sick in the tummy or
give you serious ROFL!

Read also: 20 Awkward Text Messages That Are Bound To Make
You Cringe!

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