This is 2017 and people are experimenting with all sorts of
things that could satisfy them but coconut? I can’t even
imagine how horribly wrong it must have gone!

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This man shared his story of having sex with a coconut on a
thread on a sub-Reddit known as “Today I Fucked Up” and it went
viral in no time. It’s a graphic play-by-play of what happens
when you make the decision to have sex with a coconut.

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He shared his story as “the worst mistake I have ever made”
said that while he was a teenager and living with his mom in
northern Mozambique his horrible intimate interaction happened.
He said that his mother used to buy a lot of coconuts at that
time and being “sexually frustrated” decided that he wanted to
penetrate and have sex with one.

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The man wrote “I end up grabbing the coconuts drill and
through 20ish minutes of concerted effort end up creating a
hole large enough for me to stick my porker into.
I
decide it requires some lube and grabs the nearest slippery
thing (some butter) before shoving it into the coconut followed
shortly by my meat. I f**k the coconut and it actually feels
pretty damn good so I blow my load, shove the coconut under my
bed and continue about my day.”

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The story didn’t end here. He didn’t dispose it and kept it as
his personal toy for having fun when he felt horny. After a
time period of a week, he noticed “fat, bloated flies” were
appearing around the house in larger numbers than usual and
terrible smell permeating throughout his room.

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The man further wrote “You see, the reason for the
increased number of flies was that the coconut was evidently,
in hindsight, a nearly perfect place to lay eggs. As I
penetrate the coconut one last time I begin to feel a strange
wriggling sensation.”

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And as we guess the sensation that he felt were because of the
maggots who were trying to crawl inside his manhood. He was
terrified and threw the thing away and was vigorously cleaning
himself. He said that the following hours were spent
“reflecting on what the f**k I was doing with my
life.”

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There were other users who wrote their terrifying story about
trying to have sex with pineapples, watermelons, and even
coconuts. A user also found that he was allergic to coconut
water.

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“I left the coconut water in to enhance my experience, and
also I was weirdly turned on by f**king with water
involved,”
he said. “Turns out, I’m allergic to
coconut water, and my dick swelled up and block the hole.”

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