Love can indeed make you blind. Blind to the all the gross
thing people have done to their partners. Here are a few
confessions from lovebirds about the grossest thing they’ve
done with their significant other.

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1. This Is By Far Hands Down The Grossest Thing anyone has
ever done. And That Doesn’t Include Giving Away The
Sofa. 

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I once urinated inside of my partner, because she said I
wouldn’t be able to do it because it wasn’t possible. After
pulling out, I essentially pissed all over the sofa, which we
gave away to a friend” 

2. I’m Not Sure How To React To This One. 

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“He complained of an irritated, itchy asshole. I got on my
hands and knees, spread his cheeks apart, and examined it with
my phone flashlight. It doesn’t stop there – he felt such
relief when my finger accidentally grazed the haemorrhoid that
I let him lie across my lap for 20 minutes while I scratched
his asshole.”

3. Holy Shit Wtf Did I Just Read? That’s Gotta
Be The Grossest Thing Partners Could Ever Do. 

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“When we both have to pee at the same time, instead of
waiting for one to be done we both pee at the same time in the
same toilet. She would sit down and open her legs and I would
lean forward and have both hands on the wall behind the toilet
and she would aim my penis to pee between her legs.”

4. Partners Like Her Are Love. They Will Never Mind Doing
The Grossest Thing For You. 

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“We were staying with a family abroad and invited to a nice
family gathering. The first dish served was an entire fried
fish. 
He couldn’t eat more than a couple bites so
left it to me to eat the rest of his, including the skeleton,
head, and eyes. We’re very close now.”

5. Now That’s Some Serious Shit Right There. The Way
You Described It Had Me Worried. 

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“During my wife’s pregnancy, she was completely
constipated. Finally, after a few days, she worked up the urge
to go. She pooped out the largest, most solid poop I’ve ever
seen. The thing had to be nine inches long and thick as my
wrist. After she got it out, I went in and broke the poop up
with a hanger so the toilet would flush.”

6. Partners Who’ve Got No Time To
Lose. 

 

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“One time my boyfriend and I were about to have sex but I
had a tampon in, so I told him that I was going to take it out.
He said not to leave, then pulled my tampon out and threw it
away.”

7. This Might Have Been The Grossest Thing She’s Ever Done
But I Think It Was Completely Worth It. 

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 “I got him stripped to boxers and in bed. I’m
lying in bed when all of the sudden he begins convulsing. He’s
throwing up in bed but not getting up. I force him into the
bathroom where he begins to sh*t on the toilet while vomiting
in the tub. His little bro came home and said, ‘what is that
smell?!’ I showed him to the source which was his older brother
naked, on all fours. I wiped his ass, got him showered and
watched over him all night because I was worried. His mom
refers to this story as the moment she realized how much I
loved him.” 

8. Partners Who Drain Your Cysts. 

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“My fiancé had an epidermal cyst on the back of his
neck. He’d had it for a few years when one day he got a spot on
top of it, which I popped for him…which then led to the cyst
starting to leak. Over two days I helped him squeeze it all
out, dress it, and disinfect it. It was the most disgusting
thing I have ever seen.”

9. Gonna Do This To My Girl And Get My Ass
Whooped. 

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“I shoved a peeled hard boiled egg in my mouth, asked
her to kiss me, and when she did, I tried to pass it to her.
The look on her face was priceless,”

10. The Hero All Partners Need. The Partner Who Can Do
The Grossest Thing For You. 

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“My ex-girlfriend had the string from a tampon break off.
Somehow she convinced me that I was the only one that could get
it out. So I called my mom (who’s a nurse) and asked her to
bring some latex gloves to me after work. And yeah, I gloved up
and got that little bastard out of there. I felt like a
hero.”

11. This Is Serious NOPE. 

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“I have a serious nail biting habit and sometimes when I run
out of nail to bite, my husband lets me bite his nails. It is
just as satisfying as biting my own.”

12. When The Grossest Thing In The World Sounds
Romantic. 

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“Earlier in the relationship, I let out a long-winded fart
and followed it up with an ‘I love you.’ With that, I convinced
her that every time I fart it means ‘I love you.’ Two years in
and I get away with farting all day long and she responds with
‘I love you too.’ I should add that I now try to tone the farts
in three short bursts, sounding vague like ‘I love you.”

13. Lice Are A Curse. 

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“My husband had to help rid me of head lice after my first
year teaching elementary school. My hair stays in a bun
now.”

14. Peel Away The Horrifying Images. 

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“My boyfriend has a fungal infection on the skin in his
armpits. It causes his skin to peel and the only way to keep
the pit-dandruff under control in his clothing and in our
sheets was to keep peeling away at it. He can’t see it so he
has me peel it off for him. True love.”

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