Prostitutes have it tough, they are in one of the most
dangerous professions in the world and they have to cater to
many weird customers who want to do crazy things. Here are some
personal accounts of sex workers recalling some of
their weirdest experience.
1. Crazy Things Customers Want.
“He wanted me to spit in his mouth and tell him what a piece of
sh*t he was so I did. I mean, this isn’t that uncommon but at
the time it was all I could do not to crack up. The whole thing
seemed hilarious to me.”
“I’m a pretty big fan of giving oral, but it’s super gross when
you have to keep stopping to spit out pubic hair. That stuff
sheds like crazy, both in my mouth and all over my sheets and
shower.There’s nothing more depressing than having to scour a
hotel’s white sheets for dark pubic hairs and body hairs
between appointments and I’m not a fan of discovering long,
squiggly pubic hairs on my shower walls, either.”
3. Nice Customers.
“This actually happened just last week. A client had three
different outfits for me for every part of our session. He
wanted me to wear one during the getting to know you
conversation, a second for foreplay, a third for actual sex
(which he took off), and then he had me change back into the
first one when the session was over. They were nice clothes too
and he gave them to me as a gift which was cool.”
4. The Crazy Things Prostitutes Have To Do.
“I had one client who asked me to stick thumbtacks into his
dick and got mad when I wouldn’t. Um, no. Also, get out.”
5. Dental Exam.
“I had a guy lay me out on the table, take my shoes off, get
out a set of dental picks and mirrors and an electric
toothbrush, and do a ‘dental exam’ on my feet. For an hour.”
6. Weird Customers.
“I considered this weird at the time because I was new to the
game but I had one client, about 40 years old, who wanted me to
crush bugs in stiletto heels while he watched. The guy brought
a whole cardboard box of cockroaches (who knows where he got
them) and a pair of vinyl heels in my size. He didn’t touch
himself or anything, just watched as I played sexy
exterminator. It was definitely gross at the time but it was
also some of the easiest money I’ve ever seen.”
7. Crazy Things Indeed.
“Testicle slapping. I’ve had several clients request this but
the first one had injected saline into his scrotum so that it
was enormous. He wanted them smacked until they were red and
hot. The guy came three times that way. It was actually kind of
8. Prostitutes Have It Tough.
“One guy paid for a private show and asked me to take my laptop
to the bathroom and completely submerge myself in water for as
long as I could. I was under for maybe 45 seconds and when I
came up he had left the room. I still wonder what he got out of
9. Read Me A Book Darling.
“I had a friend who was a sex worker. My favorite story from
her was a client who wanted her to stand in a corner, facing
the wall, wearing nothing but combat boots and reading from
10. Bite Me.
“I had a very muscular guy come in who would shower, then once
he was clean, would flex and want me to sink my teeth into his
muscles and gnaw gently.”
11. OMG Customers Do Crazy Things!
“An ambassador paid me to tie him naked to the front gate of
his vacation home, strip him naked and make him eat chicken out
of a dog bowl and covered with his own semen, among other
12. Prostitutes Sure Kick A Lot Of Customers.
“Been paid to kick a guy in his balls. I’ve been paid just to
cuddle… Weirdest guy for me was the fellow who enjoyed getting
sucked off in diapers and requested that I wear one as well.”