Periods are a pain in the ass, to be more precise they are a
pain to the entire body. We don’t really like them, but also
wish to see them every them every month. At least we know we’re
not pregnant right? There are times when we suffer from an
irregular period, and the reason is not always pregnancy. The
reason can also be that the brain and the vagina had a fight
and do not wish to work in coordination anymore! Amidst all
this, there are hilarious things girls get to hear when they
miss their period.

Mom

“It’s been two months, are you sure you’re not pregnant”?!


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And this is the same “sanskari” mother who would lose her shit
when I’d bring up a simple word like a kiss in a sentence!

When girls tell their best friend that their miss their period
a little too often!

BestFriend1

She: Why didn’t you use precaution?

Me: But I don’t even have a boyfriend!

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She: Dude, you’re so easy, so could get pregnant if a guy just
stared at you!

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Me: That’s not possible! What?!

Loser Boyfriend

Me: I missed my period this month.

He: What? What..!! Not mine!

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Me:Okay!

Caring Boyfriend

Me: I missed my period this month.

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He: *Faints*

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Me: ._.

(3 hours later, after finally gaining consciousness)

He: We have to see a doctor!

BestFriend2

“My aunt who lives in Africa once told me that, there was a
girl who missed her periods regularly, then her vagina grew
into a dick, and within months she transformed into a man!”


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Passionate Gym Freak Friend

Run 500 miles an hour, Lift 1000 lbs and eat 50 Papayas every
day, problem solved.

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BestFriend3

She: It’s Vicky, he fantasizes you! He thinks about you and
then pleases himself!

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Me: So?

She: That’s how girls got pregnant in the 14th century! And I’m
so sure he knows black magic!

I’m telling you it’s him.

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BestFriend4

She: It’s a sign!

Me: What sign?

She: *whispers* There is a ghost living in your house!

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Me: Who is so jealous of me because I can get periods and she
can’t! So she just stopped my periods?! Is that what you’re
telling me?

She: Shh… Don’t angry it!

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Me: Alright!

We live in a progressive society today and yet so many people
are ignorant about periods. When girls miss their period, it’s
not just pregnancy always. There are other health reasons such
as weight loss, thyroid and so on and an irregular period
should not be taken lightly. Eat well, exercise, and everything
else will fall into place.

Also read: 18 Virginity Truths Which You
will Only Realize After Losing It

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